Formal outdoor portrait of the Sultan of Brunei and members of his court.

GREETINGS >> YOU ARE "LOST" >> WE ARE "GRUEWORLD"

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IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE FOUND US SOMEHOW >> ERRRR, WE HAVEN'T REALLY REHEARSED FOR THIS >> WE'RE STILL FIGURING OUT WHAT TO PUT HERE

*one awkward silence later*

FEAR NOT, FOR THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO DO >> NOW, AT LEAST, YOU CAN SAY HELLO >> GO ON, CLICK ON THE WARM, GLOWING, ORANGE LINK >> IT IS FOR THE BEST >> YOU ARE UNDER OUR BEST PROTECTION >> AND THIS SITE IS UNDER OUR BEST CONSTRUCTION >> PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO OUR BUFFET OF SILLY CONVERSATIONS >> NOW STOP READING AND CLICK THE LINK ALREADY >> REALLY, GO ON >> THERE IS NOTHING TO DO APART FROM CLICKING ON THAT ORANGE LINK ^UP THERE^ >> YOU MIGHT AS WELL >> THE ONLY OTHER OPTION IS GOING BACK << THAT WAY << THIS WOULD BE A TERRIBLE SHAME INDEED >> WE THEREFORE ENCOURAGE YOU TO PLEASE WASTE YOUR TIME PRODUCTIVELY BY CLICKING ON THE LINK

pinecone KNOWS WHAT WE MEAN

<pinecone> i do indeed,

YOU, TOO, CAN GAIN THIS LEVEL OF CONIFEROUS WISDOM >> JUST CLICK THE LINK, MY DUDE >> NO, THERE ARE NO COOKIES ON THIS SITE >> WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE RECIPE


##GRUE

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